Animal Demotivational Poster
Bear Calvary -
OH SHIT -
TRULY FRIENDS - They will try to help you, no matter if they can't make any difference.
CRYSTAL METH - It Will Destroy Your Looks & Turn You Into An Animal.
RESPONSIBILITY - You made the mess, you clean it up
A DUCK AND A CHICKEN -
PLEASE SIR - Think of the children
MAN'S BEST FRIEND - Just not yours.
BEST FRIEND MY BALLS - WHAT KIND OF BEST FRIEND WOULD HAVE YOUR TESTICLES REMOVED
SLOTHS - It's really something To get photobombed By the world's slowest mammal
COURAGE - Some are just born with it.
DEER HUNTING - Need I say more?
MY HATERS - They can kiss my ass!
GAY BEAR - Does not care about your narrow-minded conservatist opinion of him
PEANUT ? - What peanut ? Sorry I haven't seen any
ANIMAL - You may as well Admit it.... He is and always will be the greatest Muppet.
CUTE THINGS. . . - . . .Never, ever, trust them.
CAT-ALCOHOLICS - Doing shots at the Kitty Bar.
WAZUP - Dude, Call me later, my mums just being awkward!
PORCUPINES - Squirrels in ghillie suits.
I DON'T CARE -
BENSONS ANIMAL FARM - This is where Bensons used to be!
LUNCH - Another way we can impact the environment in a negative way.
THIS EVIL ANIMAL -
THIS CHRISTMAS -
CAVEMAN PIC FODDER THREAD -
PET GATORS - THEY WILL FETCH THE BALL AS WELL AS THE NEXT DOG
HANDS UP KITTY - The fur or your life !
BUNNY SLIPPERS - Watch where you put your feet
COLORED CHICKS - are especially lovely at Eastertime
SKY DIVING - No matter how high you jump from, it's always the last half-inch that will hurt the most.
CAT LOVE - I missed you too.
PIMPIN' HAIRSTYLE - Don't work to have good hair; make your hair work for you!
LOVE - MONEY MAY BUY YOU A FINE DOG BUT ONLY LOVE CAN MAKE IT WAG ITS TAIL
CUSTOMER SERVICE -
BE BOLD - You're already screwed. Flaunt it and keep yourself entertained.
WHEN PIGS FLY - Well, how about beagles?
SIXTY PERCENT OF PIT BULL ATTACKS - OCCUR BETWEEN TYING THE BANDANA AROUND IT'S NECK AND PUTTING THE SUNGLASSES ON IT'S FACE
OPERA - It's not just for people anymore.
YOUR DOG - has his own way of saying he doesn't like your new GF
POP QUIZ - I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
MEDIUM RARE -
CAT STACKING - Just wait till that pup wakes up!
YOUR DOG - You told him to call it quit after the first 6-pack. But does he listen ?
ABSOLUTE TRUTH -
URBAN ASSAULT VEHICLE - winning the War on Terror. One Jackass at a time.
WTF!? - I ordered white wine!
THE LIL HAPPY PALS - are going to raise an army of the dead!
FRIENDSHIP - A CAT WILL BE YOUR FRIEND BUT NEVER YOUR SLAVE
FARTS - When You Let Out A Good One You'll Know
WHAT?! - what the hell did you just say?!?!?!
FATE? - Sometimes it feels like Life puts us too far apart just so it can take a pretty picture
SMOKED FISH - Now with nicotine. Yum.
A MOUSE IN A MOUSE - so that's how they do it!
MOUNTAIN GOATS - They scale mountains.
ZOO JANITOR - Hazardous position.
FRIENDS - Always there when you need them most!
HORSES - They always win
A DOG - is man's best friend..
MEDITATION - makes your tongue relaxed
BATMAN RIDES AN ELEPHANT - Some photos just don't need captions...
QUIET - If I don't move, maybe they won't see me.
Your Car? -
THAT RED DOT - I'm never going to catch it, am I?
HEY YOU! - I am NOT a flower so stop sniffin my stinger.
LIONS - I don't have to outrun them I just have to outrun you
ALRIGHT - I got nothing
CRAFTSMANSHIP - This guy has it. So dude, how much to build a deck on my house?
GLOBAL WARMING - Challenge Accepted.
ME? ENDANGERED? - Not as much as you are right now.
BIG DOGS - If you can't run with the big dogs, stay under the porch!
MAMMA - mamma , mamma ? , ya mamma , sigh mamma
MY LOCAL BUTCHER SHOP - For some reason his meat is always tender !!
SEMI TRUCK - RUN, ANIMALS, RUN!!
CATCH - Kitty just got a lot more playful.
"I SMELL... BACON!!!" - 'Beggin' Strips'... Officer Davis realized too late that they had been a poor choice as a training reinforcement!
GEEKS - They are everywhere, dammit!
Baby Animals -
IF I WANT TO HEAR THE PITTER PATTER OF LITTLE FEET - I'LL PUT BOOTS ON THE CAT
MAIL ORDER BRIDE FROM ASIA - Next time, make sure you mention female and human.
HAPPY PIGS - Make better tasting bacon!
FORBIDDEN LOVE - Food falls into that category
A HAPPY PITBULL - WHAT HAS FOUR LEGS AND ONE ARM
SQUIRREL MINDMELD - Your Mind and My Mind Are Now One.
WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD? - It's his job. So stop asking questions and please move on.
FRIENDSHIP - Never be afraid to hold your friends hand in public - no matter how funny they look.
ANIMAL CRUELTY - comes in many forms.
HAIRCUTS - A real shame about yours
DUMBO - A True story
DOGS - yes we get it, your cute
STEVE WAS CONFUSED - But then he realized he was in the delivery room.
ALONE - Sure there are other fish in the sea, but I'm a human. And I'm not into beastiality.
SOCIETY - advancing and modernizing every day
"GET OFF MY NUTS" - Sometimes sharing just isn't in your best interests
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