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Animal Demotivational Poster


TAGS: cats toys love animals hammy
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

falloutghoul - January 31, 2012, 6:49 pm
I find this adorable.
Hawamleh - March 10, 2011, 4:30 pm
Thanks man, but believe me votes don't matter, neither do top ratings, comments like these do however. I thank you, and I hope that I will always be able to make posters that will please you, oh and check my profile,I think there might be more of the same
Poopalicious76 - March 10, 2011, 12:07 am
Cool, no offense to you guys directly, they just get a little boring, other sites are pretty d*** good, though I really hate to say this but I must, you really need to dedicate a site strictly for Charlie Sheen Posters only...
rerun - March 9, 2011, 11:54 pm

you should check out the other motisites. Lots of good stuff out there that don't center around n**** chicks. social facepalm is pretty d*** funny, however all of them are good
Poopalicious76 - March 9, 2011, 11:47 pm
Yay! Finally a good poster got top ratings and didn't have a n**** chick with big ***bs along with some useless babble about poetic crap in the universe! Kudos to you! I heart baby kittehs!
maddness17 - March 7, 2011, 2:20 pm
NICE 5ls rite there this actually made me go into my attic and find my old teddy bear :D
Krissie - March 6, 2011, 7:52 pm
5L from me. One of my faves on motifake.com :)
Hawamleh - March 6, 2011, 3:19 pm
Thank you.
Derek - March 6, 2011, 3:05 pm
Possibly your best so far.
rerun - March 5, 2011, 9:03 pm

voodoo3535 - March 5, 2011, 8:26 pm
Epic. 5s.


TAGS: lion animal ****
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

CloudchaserS - April 20, 2013, 1:56 am
Us predators hate it when that happens. Our food always running is bad enough, fighting back is worse.
Preacher Man - April 19, 2013, 10:50 pm
Run, Mufasa, RUN!
SLOHAND62 - April 19, 2013, 3:48 pm
5winded lions for a timely laugh today. Thanks for sharing
EmilioDumphque - April 19, 2013, 2:51 pm
This is why lions don't like to hunt alone.

TRULY FRIENDS - They will try to help you, no matter if they can't make any difference.

CRYSTAL METH - It Will Destroy Your Looks & Turn You Into An Animal.

TAGS: meth drugs animal life
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by SethMythrax

dslohand - August 26, 2012, 7:38 pm
HUMMMMMMM I just might have dated thats mom. Maybe, probibly...it was long ago. 5 good frights though
falloutghoul - July 25, 2012, 8:46 pm
What the...I don't even...

RESPONSIBILITY - You made the mess, you clean it up


TAGS: cute dirty mind animal few
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by caveman

Reality Lord - December 15, 2011, 5:48 pm

lolz...nicely done.
gas - December 15, 2011, 3:55 pm
hahahaha.. true story


TAGS: animals
Rating: 4.24/5

More motifakes by concern3

Sho - March 11, 2015, 1:07 pm
come to Motifake instead. 5L
Oldsod - February 19, 2015, 5:40 pm
...and y'all say my jokes are bad! 5 clucking lions!
MissPriss - February 19, 2015, 3:48 pm
5 quacks 'cern!

PLEASE SIR - Think of the children

MAN'S BEST FRIEND - Just not yours.


TAGS: animals
Rating: 4.5/5

SLOTHS - It's really something To get photobombed By the world's slowest mammal

COURAGE - Some are just born with it.

TAGS: animals
Rating: 4.48/5

More motifakes by zookooth

alazgr8 - July 28, 2011, 6:06 am
I've seen this ph**o before, I was more impressed with the dogs self control, than the cats foolhardiness.
Benlulz - April 21, 2011, 3:54 pm
The cat must've gotten an 11 kill streak. hmm.. looks like i'm addicted.
deathgod753 - April 15, 2011, 1:09 pm
attack dogs


TAGS: cute animal listen to me
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by caveman

tomyironmane - July 27, 2013, 10:49 am
At least with this guy, you KNOW he thinks you're nuts.
tellitlikeitis - February 21, 2012, 9:27 pm
So cute.

DEER HUNTING - Need I say more?

Retards -

TAGS: animals
Rating: 3.26/5

More motifakes by jj

thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 24, 2013, 12:42 pm
This is hilarious! I've seen this multiple times, yet I'm surprised I haven't voted or commented yet. 5 special birds!
ICEMAN - July 2, 2011, 4:27 am
An absolute classic.
Roamer - April 12, 2008, 10:18 am
continued from p***ious, It'r rather sad to see our truely hard work overshadowded by the p***erted minds of the teenagers who post and lie about their age.
Roamer - April 12, 2008, 10:13 am
That's why I don't paricularly like this site to post on a regular basis. It's all ***ual posters that are NSFW, or cheesy fad posters, H.I.M.'s Petrer Griffin Poster is WAY too overrated and even HE agrees with me. It's rather sad to see our hard works o
Sean - March 23, 2008, 2:56 am
Bloody under-rated. And I'd say that even if I was sober.

MY HATERS - They can kiss my ass!

GAY BEAR - Does not care about your narrow-minded conservatist opinion of him

PEANUT ? - What peanut ? Sorry I haven't seen any

TAGS: chipmunk animals blz
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by BLZ

ConnieChung - June 7, 2013, 11:38 am
Technically he's not lying. Cause that's not a peanut lol Sorry, I had to.

ANIMAL - You may as well Admit it.... He is and always will be the greatest Muppet.

CUTE THINGS. . . - . . .Never, ever, trust them.

CAT-ALCOHOLICS - Doing shots at the Kitty Bar.

TAGS: cat drinking animals funny
Rating: 4.09/5

More motifakes by Ryncovine

maoworks2 - December 15, 2012, 5:15 pm
I'll Take 6 Kittys.

WAZUP - Dude, Call me later, my mums just being awkward!

PORCUPINES - Squirrels in ghillie suits.


BENSONS ANIMAL FARM - This is where Bensons used to be!

TAGS: dane cook bensons animal farm
Rating: 2.12/5

More motifakes by The Dippi

ComaWhite - October 29, 2008, 11:45 am
ahhhhhhhhhhhh the dippi :D

LUNCH - Another way we can impact the environment in a negative way.

Bear Calvary -

TAGS: animals
Rating: 2.79/5

More motifakes by deb

Justin - August 2, 2009, 7:29 pm
Where do you buy this poster at? kinkadeguru@gmail.com
VinceVicious - December 24, 2008, 3:35 pm
especially with that a**ortment of automatic weapons!


TAGS: may challenge evil animals barney must die
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by sickartist

yup - October 10, 2012, 2:34 pm
Sho - June 9, 2010, 10:17 pm
+300. +50 One sh** kill. 100+ Longsh**. 50+ Headsh**. Good kill, good kill
Adams - May 30, 2010, 1:13 pm
Yes, yes, yes!!
TheGrayFox - May 23, 2010, 6:32 am
in the name of all that is holy... RIP HIS FRIKEN GUTS OUT AND DANCE ON HIS CORPSE.
lesterinside - May 14, 2010, 11:13 am
I love you, we love Sick! 5L
MO - May 13, 2010, 8:31 am
BAM!!! Instant classic!!
pieman - May 11, 2010, 9:15 am
All praise Sick. You thought you would never need your army training again. 5 head sh**s.



TAGS: dogs ninja cat animals
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by BeNiceToMe

nicholsjoshua15 - January 9, 2013, 10:44 pm
Nope, a Ninja cat would have hid the bodies.
BeNiceToMe - February 9, 2012, 9:41 pm
I'm exploring my feminine side today :)
HallieMarie - February 9, 2012, 9:31 pm
Lol. I like this


TAGS: gator animal funny water
Rating: 4.21/5

More motifakes by SunnyDay

Hinoron - March 29, 2012, 9:44 am
They also fetch the next dogs (we're still working on giving the dog BACK though)

HANDS UP KITTY - The fur or your life !

TAGS: cat kitten fur hand animals
Rating: 4.14/5

More motifakes by suzieq

mariand - January 23, 2012, 5:48 pm
now I've had enough with this kitty abuse, and your luck isn't that I have principles, but that I'm not a mod...lol

BUNNY SLIPPERS - Watch where you put your feet

SKY DIVING - No matter how high you jump from, it's always the last half-inch that will hurt the most.

CAT LOVE - I missed you too.

PIMPIN' HAIRSTYLE - Don't work to have good hair; make your hair work for you!

COLORED CHICKS - are especially lovely at Eastertime

TAGS: easter animals
Rating: 3.38/5

More motifakes by TheSanityInspector

Sean - March 11, 2014, 4:37 pm
Dude. Jus' sayin'.


TAGS: love dog animal tail wag
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by SunnyDay

LordKraven - December 27, 2010, 9:41 am
Ilove dogs too....covered in BBQ sauce :) 5L for making me smile this morning
SunnyDay - December 25, 2010, 11:37 am
well thank you my friend, a merry christmas to you too. I love your avatar, by the way.
Reality Lord - December 25, 2010, 7:29 am

merry christmas sunny. at last you get a 5L from a huge dog lover.


BE BOLD - You're already screwed. Flaunt it and keep yourself entertained.

TAGS: cat dog animal
Rating: 4.96/5

WHEN PIGS FLY - Well, how about beagles?

TAGS: dog animal fly beagle
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by jonyungk

Reality Lord - December 1, 2011, 5:38 pm

get this to http://www.digmydog.org/ ....and nice

OPERA - It's not just for people anymore.

YOUR DOG - has his own way of saying he doesn't like your new GF

TAGS: perfume dog gf girl animals
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by suzieq

Rhovanmark - January 22, 2012, 5:38 am
Had a dog once who buried everything an Ex gave her..from food to toys. I broke up wit the gal, you gotta trust animal instinct.

POP QUIZ - I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.


TAGS: exotic animals calendar vegetarian poop
Rating: 4.66/5

More motifakes by Greeny

GaryO - May 11, 2012, 8:08 am
A good morning LOL is always, well, good. You never fail Mr Green.

CAT STACKING - Just wait till that pup wakes up!


TAGS: animals
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by concern3

GaryO - May 26, 2014, 1:59 pm
It’s just another rule of zero origin in a bastard language. Linguists say ‘just remember it’, like ‘i before e except after c’…weird.
GaryO - May 26, 2014, 1:58 pm
By golly, yer right. Wonderful first post, by the way. Rather ironic, dontcha think (?), it bein’ Memorial Day an all. Actually, the possessive pronoun has always been a bit of a conundrum, even for you Nazis.
ikjeft01 - May 26, 2014, 1:11 pm
IT's not IT's...
MashiMashi - March 21, 2013, 9:45 am
MissPriss - March 20, 2013, 6:58 pm
Never ever try to paint their toenails!

YOUR DOG - You told him to call it quit after the first 6-pack. But does he listen ?

WTF!? - I ordered white wine!

TAGS: dogs animals funny wine dinner
Rating: 3.75/5

More motifakes by american1459

LogicDude - July 30, 2009, 11:12 am
Basil Q. Houndtooth, Esquire, to be exact!
agdaniele - July 30, 2009, 12:42 am
Red wine with basil.

THE LIL HAPPY PALS - are going to raise an army of the dead!

URBAN ASSAULT VEHICLE - winning the War on Terror. One Jackass at a time.

FARTS - When You Let Out A Good One You'll Know

WHAT?! - what the hell did you just say?!?!?!

FATE? - Sometimes it feels like Life puts us too far apart just so it can take a pretty picture


TAGS: fap to animals
Rating: 3.62/5

More motifakes by culos

SMOKED FISH - Now with nicotine. Yum.

TAGS: animal fish zoo smoking cigarette
Rating: 4.47/5

More motifakes by jonyungk

Brawler - June 21, 2013, 10:27 am
Smoked Salmon - Extra Tarred :D

A MOUSE IN A MOUSE - so that's how they do it!

TAGS: mouse computer animal tech
Rating: 3.57/5

More motifakes by RadEd

gas - December 17, 2011, 3:13 am
CloudchaserS - December 17, 2011, 12:57 am
Yo Dawg! We heard you like computer mice so we put a mouse in your mouse so you can left click while you left click!

MOUNTAIN GOATS - They scale mountains.

TAGS: mountain goats mountains animals funny
Rating: 3.52/5

More motifakes by Gigi

Hawamleh - March 19, 2011, 10:41 am
ICEMAN - March 19, 2011, 4:08 am
Hammy on Spring Break.
yeodawg@hotmail.com - February 13, 2010, 7:31 am
mind you he did allzat 2 get 2 the vegatation bhind him.
LogicDude - December 1, 2008, 10:12 pm
Spidergoat! Spidergoat! Does whatever a Spidergoat does!


ZOO JANITOR - Hazardous position.

TAGS: zoo animals job position clean
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by suzieq

suzieq - January 25, 2012, 10:31 pm
well done, I like your comment better than my text
Owlzrule - January 25, 2012, 9:30 pm
That is a smelly position

FRIENDS - Always there when you need them most!

TAGS: friens animals
Rating: 4.11/5

More motifakes by jspocala

jspocala - May 29, 2012, 8:23 pm
rerun - May 28, 2012, 4:26 pm

you should post this to motitwist.
jspocala - May 28, 2012, 3:43 pm
Thanks. Appreciate your postive comment.
TwistedNinjaPirate - May 27, 2012, 10:54 pm
This is motivational!

HORSES - They always win

TAGS: horses animals win
Rating: 3.76/5

More motifakes by SerpentMaster

zorselover - December 29, 2010, 3:25 pm
wow that totaly made my day cuz i fell off mah horse 2day and i prob looked like that
MrRandom - April 15, 2010, 7:17 pm
A horse killed my mother and ra**d my father
GreyScorpion - April 15, 2010, 7:14 pm
I had a horse rob me and take my money in the 5th at Keeneland today
SerpentMaster - April 15, 2010, 7:08 pm
a few days ago a horse tried to eat my shoes
R.S.Jake - April 15, 2010, 10:24 am
His Kung-Fu is strong!

A DOG - is man's best friend..

TAGS: dog animal
Rating: 3.75/5

More motifakes by pratham

maoworks2 - December 28, 2011, 8:23 am
That's His Phone Hanging Out Of His Pocket, Fido

MEDITATION - makes your tongue relaxed

TAGS: meditation animal long tongue
Rating: 3.17/5

More motifakes by nettimato

agdaniele - May 1, 2010, 9:04 pm

BATMAN RIDES AN ELEPHANT - Some photos just don't need captions...

TAGS: batman animals elephant
Rating: 2.92/5

More motifakes by BuZZbomb

BuzzBomb - July 5, 2008, 3:08 pm
Wow... The MWLF.... I feel so honored?
Sean - July 4, 2008, 11:53 pm
Long live the M.W.L.F.!
Captain Douchebag - July 4, 2008, 11:50 pm
MWLF strikes again.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - July 4, 2008, 11:25 pm
...and yet you gave it one.

QUIET - If I don't move, maybe they won't see me.

TAGS: cute something animal funny
Rating: 2.11/5

More motifakes by sniper

440wakeup - August 4, 2011, 11:27 pm
should be wont eat me

Your Car? -

THAT RED DOT - I'm never going to catch it, am I?

HEY YOU! - I am NOT a flower so stop sniffin my stinger.

LIONS - I don't have to outrun them I just have to outrun you

ALRIGHT - I got nothing

TAGS: poker animals
Rating: 4.15/5

More motifakes by doubet

doubet - April 25, 2010, 7:27 pm
Thank you Airman
Airman - April 10, 2010, 4:21 pm

CRAFTSMANSHIP - This guy has it. So dude, how much to build a deck on my house?

TAGS: building wood ark boat animals netherlands holland dutch skill craft house deck
Rating: 3.83/5

More motifakes by todd snyder

Jmac0585 - November 2, 2009, 4:18 pm
Sean, if I had all the answers, would I be making 3-lion-worthy posters?
omnia - November 2, 2009, 4:01 pm
sean: i'm from the Netherlands. if there is one thing we sure as hell know: it's weed (never been to amsterdam?)
Derek - November 2, 2009, 3:51 pm
Should the Netherlands be inundated with sea-level rise, someone will be sitting pretty.
Sean - November 2, 2009, 3:38 pm
What about the plants? And I remind you that weed is a plant. (There. Not such a dumb question afterall, eh?) I mean, terrestrial plants can't survive being completely immersed in deep water for 40 days any better than air-breathing animals could.
Kamai - November 2, 2009, 3:19 pm
Later on he saw the Dutch weren't all that awesome after all so he took some of their finest, mixed them up with the French and therby created the wise life-loving Belgians ;D (yes, I'm from Belgium :3 )
omnia - November 2, 2009, 3:13 pm
on the final day god saw humanity was imperfect so as a fina touch he created the Dutch! god bless them. (i'm Dutch)
Jmac0585 - November 2, 2009, 3:07 pm
They probably got hatchlings that were eaten by the hatchling T-rexs, that were eaten by the full grown Crocs.
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 2:54 pm
motifake - November 2, 2009, 2:52 pm

Pfffffffffft, wheres did they put brontosaurus???


GLOBAL WARMING - Challenge Accepted.

ME? ENDANGERED? - Not as much as you are right now.

TAGS: animal bear
Rating: 3.15/5

More motifakes by Porter2903

showmeone - January 30, 2011, 8:51 pm
Endangered...hell where's the bell tower
GreyScorpion - January 30, 2011, 8:21 pm

BIG DOGS - If you can't run with the big dogs, stay under the porch!

TAGS: funny animal
Rating: 2.38/5

More motifakes by Current Resident

Current Resident - August 2, 2009, 2:25 pm
Thank you. That is a family saying I have heard forever. It just needed a poster....cr
agdaniele - July 31, 2009, 10:52 pm
Takes a lot of ability to create a tag that's better than the caption.

MAMMA - mamma , mamma ? , ya mamma , sigh mamma

TAGS: animal
Rating: 2.36/5

More motifakes by markje7

Zed - May 11, 2010, 11:08 am
Ah, the Muppets Bohemian Rhapsody, on YouTube.

MY LOCAL BUTCHER SHOP - For some reason his meat is always tender !!

TAGS: butcher meat tender shag animal
Rating: 2.07/5

More motifakes by MustyK

MO - May 30, 2009, 7:06 pm
Musty, if you made all your hacks as decent as this then I could see the point.


TAGS: semi truck animals run
Rating: 1.67/5

More motifakes by brobro70

agdaniele - November 15, 2010, 9:36 pm
Derek - November 15, 2010, 9:20 pm
"Semi Truck"? Looks fully truck to me.

CATCH - Kitty just got a lot more playful.

"I SMELL... BACON!!!" - 'Beggin' Strips'... Officer Davis realized too late that they had been a poor choice as a training reinforcement!

TAGS: dogs animals police
Rating: 4.36/5

More motifakes by heathentod

agdaniele - May 17, 2010, 10:46 pm
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 17, 2010, 9:52 pm
That cop has weed on him....I can smell it from here.
heathentod - May 17, 2010, 9:33 pm
thank you
GreyScorpion - May 17, 2010, 9:19 pm
you're starting to get the hang of the humor angle Heathen, 5L

GEEKS - They are everywhere, dammit!

Baby Animals -


TAGS: animals
Rating: 4.88/5
maoworks2 - January 3, 2013, 6:17 pm
Puss And Boots.
EmilioDumphque - January 3, 2013, 12:03 pm
- Dorothy Parker?

MAIL ORDER BRIDE FROM ASIA - Next time, make sure you mention female and human.

HAPPY PIGS - Make better tasting bacon!

TAGS: animals pigs food bacon taste
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - April 10, 2013, 10:10 pm
Thanks for the 5 kric...
Krickit - April 9, 2013, 9:09 pm
Me love happy bacon. 5o tender and moist...?

FORBIDDEN LOVE - Food falls into that category

TAGS: animals cheetahs impalas love
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by heathentod

heathentod - May 16, 2010, 4:17 pm
LOL... I just realized that last comment could be interpreted in a manner I never intended! Maybe a somewhat phallic shaped food wasn't the best example.
heathentod - May 16, 2010, 4:15 pm
Can't blame him too bad really; I've met a fat crab leg or two I had an orgasmic experience with :P
agdaniele - May 16, 2010, 4:12 pm
But sooo right.


TAGS: animals
Rating: 4.45/5

More motifakes by concern3

SQUIRREL MINDMELD - Your Mind and My Mind Are Now One.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD? - It's his job. So stop asking questions and please move on.

FRIENDSHIP - Never be afraid to hold your friends hand in public - no matter how funny they look.

ANIMAL CRUELTY - comes in many forms.

HAIRCUTS - A real shame about yours

DUMBO - A True story

DOGS - yes we get it, your cute

TAGS: dogs animals cute
Rating: 4.09/5

More motifakes by zimiscute

AdmiralAckbar - July 24, 2011, 4:21 am
he looks guilty
mike34 - July 24, 2011, 3:31 am
your, you're???
zimiscute - July 23, 2011, 8:34 pm
he does look evil.....
internetninjaII - July 23, 2011, 1:18 pm
Is it just me, or does he look evil?
Reality Lord - July 23, 2011, 9:35 am

....this should go to "dig my dog" as well.
tellitlikeitis - July 23, 2011, 9:28 am
So adorable!

STEVE WAS CONFUSED - But then he realized he was in the delivery room.

ALONE - Sure there are other fish in the sea, but I'm a human. And I'm not into beastiality.

TAGS: alone dating animals
Rating: 3.92/5

More motifakes by VladTepes3

culos - October 15, 2010, 5:42 pm
if you think that's disturbing wait till you get to know Moo+ a little better....
VladTepes3 - October 15, 2010, 5:31 pm
GreyScorpion - October 15, 2010, 5:20 pm
LOL!! that's our Mooo
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 15, 2010, 5:15 pm
Hey Sailor!
GreyScorpion - October 15, 2010, 4:55 pm
he is...
VladTepes3 - October 15, 2010, 4:42 pm
I prefer a nice, cute, queit, masochist girl. (human of course)
GreyScorpion - October 15, 2010, 3:29 pm
you say that now, but you haven't met our resident cow......yet

SOCIETY - advancing and modernizing every day

TAGS: fifa smart animal
Rating: 3.78/5

More motifakes by CajunCow

CajunCow - July 12, 2010, 4:58 pm
He certainly picked them right when it counted. Wish computers were as good as him.
crazyfreddy - July 12, 2010, 4:39 pm
I think the squid was right in all it's predictions , but one .

"GET OFF MY NUTS" - Sometimes sharing just isn't in your best interests

PALIN! - Beware the vengeance of the stealth moose!

TAGS: doris moose sarah palin funny animal
Rating: 2.71/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation F

Sean - April 4, 2011, 4:13 pm
And stop going around tasting other people's spittle. It's unbecoming.
Sean - April 4, 2011, 4:12 pm
C'mon Hmmm, take the hate to Politifake. That's what it's there for.
Hmmm - April 4, 2011, 2:46 am
You're just going to cause a bunch of irrational liberals to turn red and choke to death on their own c*ck-flavored spittle with this sort of thing. Maybe that was the point.